The fringe shall inherit the Earth…
· Taliban: Can you imagine anything more dangerous than a girl with a schoolbook? Kashmiri hardliner: Yes, a girl with a guitar! · Right now a very dangerous Quit India movement is going on. Freedom of...
View ArticleIndia’s foreign policy…
Pakistan: Aao maaro. Italy: Aao maar ke jao. China: Aao Internet pe maar ke jao. Bangladesh: Aao raho. Sri Lanka: Hum hi aake maar khaake waapis jaate hai. Strongest weapons in the arsenal:...
View ArticleTahrir Square musings…
· They should have annual elections in Egypt and all the ballot boxes should be placed in Tahrir Square. · A Chief Justice taking charge of a country after a show of force? Sounds a bit like Judge...
View ArticleThe Royal Baby musings…
· Fact of the day… #RoyalBaby Prince George is son of Prince William who is son of Prince Charles who is son of Prince Philip who is son of late Prince Andrew. · Prince Charles is 64 and yet to even...
View ArticleAman ki Asha musings…
Defence Minister: Some people dressed in Pakistani army soldiers’ uniform did it. Citizen: Someone in the Prime Minister’s dress is ruling the country. Foreign policies… Theodore Roosevelt: Speak...
View ArticleIndo-Pak musings…
Maybe the people spotted near the border were wearing Pakistani uniforms Made in China. Next solution? “Some unknown people wearing Chinese uniforms are being spotted regularly near the Indo-China...
View ArticleIndian border/LoC musings…
Sad ugly truth… China: Our soldiers don’t require visa to enter India. Pakistan: Our soldiers don’t need to enter India. We fire from our positions and the Indian government does nothing. What is...
View ArticleThe Indo-Pak peace theme song…
Please sing to the tune of Hum honge kamyaab… Honge kaamyaab, honge kaamyaab (Pre-Independence mistrust), Hum honge kaamyaab ek din (Congress-Muslim League face-off), Ho ho mann main hai vishwaas...
View ArticleBahati Ganga main haat dho lo…
Pakistani terrorists. Chinese soldiers. Italian marines. Swiss banks. American dollar. Bangladeshi immigrants. Iranian coast guards. Myanmar troops. Afghani Taliban. British visa officials. … Right now...
View ArticleChina in India musings…
It seems the Indian Government has given Double Citizenship to Bangladeshi Immigrants, Pakistani Militants and Chinese Soldiers. Antony: The 640 sq km land is 100% Indian land. It is just dressed up as...
View ArticleRest of the World versus Rupee scorecard…
1. US Dollar = 65. 2. Kuwaiti Dinar = 227. 3. Euro = 86. 4. GB Pound = 100. 5. Chinese Yuan = 10. 6. Swiss Franc = 70. 7. Saudi Riyal = 17. 8. Bahraini Dinar = 172. 9. Australian Dollar = 58. 10....
View ArticlePakistan and terrorism…
Terrorism was made “for” the Indian people “by” the Pakistani Army people but it is the biggest problem “of” the Pakistani people and at this rate it shall not perish from the Pakistani earth....
View ArticleThe 5 Ws and H of Ved Pratap Vaidik
TV news channels on Vaidik… Who is he? Where did he go? What has he said? Why has he done this? How did he do it? TV news channel viewer… When are you going to stop this over the top coverage? © Sunil...
View ArticleThe US influence on Iraq…
Maybe… US troops to pull out of Afghanistan. Obama: Why don’t you stop over at Iraq on your way back? 1980s: Iran contra affair. 1990s: Gulf War. 2000s: Iraq invasion. 2010s: Air strikes. US to Iraq:...
View ArticleWhen Imran Khan tried to take over Pakistan…
Sometime in 1947… That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the army, by the army, for the army, shall not perish from Pakistan. Imran Khan and Arvind...
View ArticleMore Imran Khan-PTI musings…
Pakistan is not a State. It is a loose alliance of generals, politicians, US officials and terrorists. Indian men watching Pak turmoil on news channels. Indian women watching serene Pak soap operas on...
View ArticleWhen Bilawal Bhutto wanted every inch of Kashmir…
Dear Bilawal, First try to take Pakistan from the Pakistani Army. Then fantasize about taking Kashmir from the Indian Army. Zulfikar: We’ll eat grass but build the bomb. Benazir: We’ll eat grass but...
View ArticleMore Bilawal Bhutto musings…
Pakistan’s Indianised Trimurti… Sharif: As ineffective as Manmohan. Imran: As anarchic as Kejriwal. Bilawal: As idiotic as Pappu. Bilawal Bhutto lost his Cashmere wool sweater. He screamed: I will get...
View ArticleIf Climate Change was indeed the biggest threat…
Recently US President Barack Obama said that Climate Change was America’s biggest threat and one even greater than terrorism. If he really believed that then he would announce the following… We are...
View ArticlePakistan’s problems with India
Prime Minister Bilawal Bhutto of Pakistan + Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi of India = Peace. (The two countries would be too busy laughing 24X7 to fight!) Zulfikar Ali Bhutto said that Pakistan would wage...
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